Recipes

Oh, how I want to break out into September songs — you know, something like, “Do you remembaahh the 21st night of Septembaaahh,” or maybe slow it down a touch with September Song by Frank Sinatra. I love them both, and either one has me jumping for freaking joy that ...

May is here, and the countdown to wearing cute white jeans is on...

Chocolate, espresso, strawberries and whipped cream. Music to my ears, and some of the most delectable words in the dessert lexicon...

Yes my friends, the time has come. A whole month of pumpkin desserts...

  Just a spoon full of sugar makes my desserts taste sweet. OK, “helps the medicine go down” is actually the way that tune rolls, but adding my own lyrics makes me feel oh-so-creative and musician-y...

I’m hitting the sauce in this column. I mean, why should this week be any different than last...

All right, enough is enough...

This week, I decided to talk about something dear to my heart: getting laid. This recipe is the ultimate time-to-take-things-to-the-bone-zone meal, unless you’re cooking for your family — in that case, I say, do not cook this particular recipe. It’s just too powerful...

Can I get an Amen...

Some people like Cheerios in the morning, some like their eggs. Me, I’m a sucker for bread — any kind will do...

 Well, it’s that time of year again. Ghouls, goblins and high-fructose corn syrup...

I hope you all were happy with your lowfat baked apple thingymabobby recipe I gave you last week. I hope you are feeling great about yourself, and still have a sweet tooth that is more than satisfied...