Recipes
Blueberry Buckle
One, two buckle your shoe. Three, four knock at the door. Five, six pick up sticks. Seven, eight this dessert will be freakin’ great...
Chouxed apple fritters and mortality
People are always asking me, “Theo, what should I do with all the Choux paste that’s sitting around my kitchen?” And I’m always like, “Can I just get my transfer, dude? I’m in a hurry...
Honey Ginger Pumpkin Pie
Yes my friends, the time has come. A whole month of pumpkin desserts...
Chocolate Hazelnut Pumpkin Cream Cheesecake
So, if happiness were a flavor, what would it taste like? I...
Vegan: My least favorite culinary modifier
Now, before you fauna-phobes get all up in arms, let me explain myself. I’m not saying I hate vegans. I’m simply saying that I avoid any recipe that uses the word “vegan” as a modifier...
Chocolate Glazed Clementine Torte
Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my daaaaaarling ... any guesses what’s front and center in this week’s dessert? Hopefully you know the song, otherwise you are just annoyed that I repeated myself and are wondering who is this darling that I speak of...
Peaches and Cream Butter Cookies
Just when I thought I couldn’t improve on my fantabulous, melt-in-your-mouth butter cookie, I came up with this week’s treat, and, man, if I didn’t blow myself away...
Toasted Pine Nut Pumpkin Spice Bread
Well, hello, all my little pumpkins out there in pumpkin-patch land...
Baked Blueberry Cranberry Apples
OK people, you asked for it, you got it. No, not a picture of me Tebowing in my kitchen (it really was a request), although I have assumed that position on numerous occasions when a souffle went kaput on me, but that’s beside the point (like I ever really have a ...






