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Let Chris Hemsworth rap, you cowards!

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FYI: There’s no such thing as sequelitis, your movie just sucks.  Men in Black: International has all the joy and spontaneity of a sentient Excel...

Let’s movie

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For more than a decade, cinema’s faithful have flocked to the promised land every spring for the TCM Classic Film Festival: One long weekend...

Please sir, may I have my job?

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Sit down, Sartre. Writers/directors Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne get it a bit more right: Hell isn’t just other people. Hell is asking other people to surrender their bonuses so you can keep your job. Two Days, One Night is a harrowing social allegory, a dramatic ...

Oui, Oui!

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Other than offering a great celebutant joke based on its titular similarity to an infamous sex tape, 2 Days in Paris was stunningly forgettable and a remarkably unlikely target for a sequel. This is to say, there’s no good reason why 2 Days in New York even exists, ...

‘Ninja Assassin’ run-of-the-mill

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In Japan, where the blades are shiny and sharp and if the...

Sucky socialists

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Paul Rudd stands in front of a bathroom vanity and riffs a string of vulgar, not-very-funny euphemisms for the intercourse he plans to have with Malin Akerman’s character in an outtake that’s part of the closing credits of Wanderlust. It’s a part of the process with ...

Meet Dalton Trumbo

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If you’ve spent any time on CU’s campus, you probably noticed the courtyard fountain next to the UMC — the kind where couples take their engagement photos and children play on hot summer days. You might’ve even noticed the small plaque on the south pillar, dedicating...

The children of Marx and Coca-Cola

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It was the 1960s, and revolution was in the air. For French filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard, cinema was the way to express ideas artistic, political...

Might be more fun

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In the first 10 minutes of Power Rangers, an alien Bryan Cranston kills all the dinosaurs and a high-school kid performs bestiality. Things get...

A slice of ‘Ninja’

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The extraordinarily violent Ninja Assassin opens with a tough guy Yakuza gang leader having a tattoo inked on his back by a mysterious old man who talks about the four noble professions, the five rings, and other cliché Japanese cultural mumbo-jumbo. A henchman ...

Film

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Italian Film Festival - Boulder. April 18, 21, 22. 6 p.m. Atlas 100, University of Colorado Boulder, 1125 18th St., Bldg 223, Boulder, 303-492-1411...

Seyfried and Tatum bring the love to ‘Dear John’

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Come on, with a title like "Dear John," you know there has to be some heartache, right...