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ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19:  John Steinbeck won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1962. His novel Of Mice and Men helped win him the award,...

King of the hill Humans have long reigned supreme in the Animal Kingdom, often citing the ability to walk on two feet, use opposable thumbs...

Dear Dan: I’m a 42-year-old single, straight female who recently started dating a 36-year-old man in a somewhat exclusive, long-distance relationship. We have known...

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Dear Dan: I’m a straight female in my mid 20s. I’ve been dating a wonderful guy for two years — but I recently found something that has put me on edge. Before we met, he was in a relationship with a terrible, alcoholic and mentally unstable woman. They got pregnant ...

Dear Dan: I have been wearing bras and panties with...

Wait, I can’t use an app for that?? Bad news. Once again, our efforts to use our phone for every single human function have been...

CITY UNLEASHES NEW “RIGHT-TUBING” PLAN FOR BOULDER COMMUTERS...

ARIES March 21-April 19: In an old comedy sketch called “One Leg Too Few,” a onelegged man comes in to a casting agent’s office to audition for the part of Tarzan in an upcoming show. The agent is as diplomatic as he can be given the fact that the role would best ...

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ARIES March 21-April 19: “Weaseling out of things is important to learn,” said cartoon anti-hero Homer Simpson. “It’s what separates us from the animals — except the weasel.” I normally don’t share that sentiment. My standard advice is to face up to challenging ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: To add zest to mealtime, you might choose food that has been seasoned with red chile peppers, cumin or other piquant flavors. Some chimpanzees have a similar inclination, which is why they like to snack on red fire ants. Judging from the ...