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ARIES March 21-April 19: “We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems,” said businessman Lee Iacocca. You are currently wrestling with...

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All hail Zoron Hey NASA, want to increase your funding? We’ve got a great idea how you can get all the money you could ever...

ARIES March 21-April 19: To convey my vision of how best to proceed in the coming week, I’ll offer the following metaphorical scenario: Imagine that you are not a professional chef, but you do have a modicum of cooking skills. Your task is to create a hearty, tasty ...

On Nov. 20, Alaska’s Marijuana Control Board voted to allow consumption of cannabis at licensed retail dispensaries. Alaska was the fourth state to legalize cannabis, and if signed into law, it would become the first to allow consumption outside of residential homes ...

Dear Dan: I think my husband is addicted to porn. I find porn in his browser history almost every single day. He says I’m the only one he wants, but I find that hard to believe knowing he watches nonstop porn before fucking me. He also parties every time he goes on a...

Cut it out, Disney Once upon a time, Walt Disney Studios was a dream factory for little kids, producing classic films and cartoons filled with...

Dear Dan: One of my very close friends, a lesbian, has been married for a couple of years now. It’s been nothing but drama...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Irish poet Richard Brinsley Sheridan didn’t confine his lyrical wit to well-crafted poems on the printed page. He used it to say things that would advance his practical ambitions. For example, when he first met the woman who would eventually ...