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ARIES March 21-April 19: To convey my vision of how best to proceed in the coming week, I’ll offer the following metaphorical scenario: Imagine that you are not a professional chef, but you do have a modicum of cooking skills. Your task is to create a hearty, tasty ...

Dear Dan: I am a het husband. Before we married, I let my wife know that I loved spanking women and I was not a faithful man. Fast-forward 20 years: She does not like to be spanked and does not want me cheating, despite my earlier proclamation. So I watch spanking ...

Dear Dan: I recently synced my phone contacts to my Twitter account. When I was scrolling through the list of people who turned up...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. FEBRUARY: You’ll be invited to make a pivotal transition in...

Rutgers scores a touchdown Honestly, we never thought that much about Rutgers University. Everybody knows it’s a good school, academically speaking, but aside from that,...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Your reputation is in a state of fermentation. Will this process ultimately produce the metaphorical equivalent of fine wine or else...

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released its report on a 19-yearold male student who leapt to his death from a Denver hotel window after ingesting a marijuana cookie in March 2014...

ARIES March 21-April 19: The two pieces of advice I have for you may initially seem contradictory, but they are in fact complementary. Together they’ll...

Anybody else tired of hearing the state of Colorado continuously lie to us about how it has the toughest restrictions on oil and gas drilling in the nation...

Mountain biking? No dog for you...

When marijuana legalization opponents think they might lose at the polls, they try to keep legalization initiatives off the ballot. Their tactics for doing this...

Wow, we knew that Republican CU Regent Tom Lucero was one of the most powerful members of the Republican-dominated Board of Regents, but we didn’t know he was single-handedly responsible for the dismissal of former CU Professor Ward Churchill...