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Geographically speaking, we’re now more than half way there. On Oct. 17, recreational marijuana became legal throughout Canada. Throughout all 3,855,100 square miles of it. And...

Working stiffs...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Do you have any skill in fulfilling the wishes and answering the prayers of your allies? Have you developed a capacity...

More fracking nonsense...

Dear Dan: I’m a gay man in my late 20s, and I can’t get fucked. I have tried to train my ass, but the largest thing I can place inside remains a small butt plug. If I try anything bigger, the pain is unbearable. I’ve always been a very anxious person, and it’s clear ...

Go away, Chris Brown The human pile of garbage known as Chris Brown has proven once again that he should move to a deserted island...

Dear Dan: I am uncircumcised, and the opening at the end of my foreskin is not large enough for the head of my penis to pass through. This means my foreskin doesn’t pull back when I get an erection. The Internet says this is a condition called “phimosis,” and a lot ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Consumer Reports says that between 1975 and 2008, the average number of products for sale in a supermarket rose from about...

Dear Dan: I am a 23-year-old straight male. My ex-girlfriend and I started dating in high school, when we were both 17, and continued dating until I broke up with her the summer after our freshman year in college because things felt too serious. We continued to have ...

I reported last week that the Boulder Valley School District, which I wouldn’t call a pro-cannabis organization, announced after careful consideration that it wouldn’t support Gov. John Hickenlooper’s “Don’t Be a Lab Rat” campaign to scare teenagers into not using ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Were you under the impression that the sky is completely mapped? It’s not. Advances in technology are unveiling a nonstop flow of new mysteries. In a recent lecture, astronomer Joshua Bloom of the University of California described the ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Computer-generated special effects used in the 1993 film Jurassic Park may seem modest to us now. But at the time they...