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Seatin (or Putgal), the latest portmanteau craze Steven Seagal is known for his many talents — a regular jack of all trades, we’d say. The...

Goat Love No, not that kind. We’re talking about real, earnest, self-sacrificing goat love. The kind of love bestowed upon a goat that transcends mere...

When you can’t beat ‘em, leave ‘em Despite the persistent rumor (or poorly written screenplay) that California will one day separate from the mainland after...

STOPLIGHTS AREN’T LIKE BANANAS...

THE IDIOT GUN LOBBY GETS THE CREDIT FOR LATEST COLORADO TRAGEDY...

De-operationalizing a presidency Merriam Webster is like an old friend. It’s always there when you need it, when you can’t recall something you know you’ve learned...

Kaepernick endorses Trump, subsequent spontaneous implosion causes sinkhole in between Kentucky and Missouri; OKlahoma Reeling This week, Nike came out with an ad that supported former...

Six-pack of cold ones...

Look at all them jobs Trump’s created America was spoiled with Michelle Obama. It’s a hard act to follow and Melania Trump doesn’t seem up...

The City of Boulder has taken a first step in trying to make it easier for council members to tell the truth on their financial disclosure forms. City Attorney Tom Carr and City Clerk Alisa Lewis presented several suggested changes to the forms that were then ...

Endless plates of cruelty In a press release earlier this week, Applebee’s restaurants announced “the long-awaited return of All-You-Can Eat Riblets to kick-off 2018!” But the...

OOPS, WRONG DATE, DONALD...