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WRITTEN IN THE STARS There are lots of reasons why Donald Trump ended up as the leader of the free frickin’ world: a demoralized American...

If we can’t kick Him, we’re out. Every unpopular kid knows what it’s like to have a party and have no one come. Even...

COLORADANS, UNLIKE CHRISTIE, COOL WITH MARIJUANA BIZ...

Clothes, shmlothes This week, Kim Kardashian posted a naked photo of herself on Instagram. Idiots around the world formed an opinion one or the other...

Pedosexuals...

Finally, the mystery of shoelaces is solved The list of grievances that any human on this planet must face on a day-to-day basis is disheartening: poverty,...

Santorum’s dirty ego...

COUNCIL BACKS TRAIN TO NOWHERE...

When you can’t beat ‘em, leave ‘em Despite the persistent rumor (or poorly written screenplay) that California will one day separate from the mainland after...

Here is our periodic list of noteworthy but not-so-famous souls who have recently left us...

It’s been about a month since every single candidate for Boulder City Council, including three incumbents, told the Boulder Weekly in an election Q&A that they would oppose banning medical marijuana dispensaries in the city...

FIBER, PLEASE...