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Tiger Woods has apparently joined the ranks of other rich and famous guys who are married but can’t keep their pants zipped...

ARIES March 21-April 19: There is a 97 percent chance that you will NOT engage in the following activities within the next 30 days: naked...

ARIES (March 21-April 19): According to a study by Newsweek magazine, 58 percent of us yearn to experience spiritual growth; 33 percent report having...

I’M AFRAID, DAVE There’s an episode of the dark, near-future, British TV series Black Mirror (no spoilers, we swear) that centers on a technology that...

Dear Dan: I have always wanted to have a girls-only sex party, but I’m not sure how I feel about actually organizing one. What’s the etiquette if I do organize one myself? Do I need to provide the dildos for people’s harnesses? Or just the condoms and lube? And how ...

How many times have you heard the argument that cannabis should remain illegal because it is a “gateway” drug, described as one that increases the risk that a user might try other, harder drugs...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Progress rarely unfolds in a glorious, ever-rising upward arc. The more usual pattern is gradual and uneven. Each modest ascent is...

Doing the J school shuffle...

DearDan: My wife and I have a decent sex life. Pretty vanilla, but we’re busy with work, chore, and life in general with two...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: In the coming days, many of your important tasks will be best accomplished through caginess and craftiness. Are you willing to work behind the scenes and beneath the surface? I suspect you will have a knack for navigating your way skillfully ...

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