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If you’re high, Clark’s the guy
"Tippecanoe and Tyler Too” is so 1840.
For 2020 try, “If you get high, Clark’s your guy.”
Especially if you happen to live in Chicago.
Last November,...
Astrology 3/5/20
ARIES
March 21-April 19: Progress rarely unfolds in a glorious, ever-rising upward arc. The more usual pattern is gradual and uneven. Each modest ascent is...
Astrology 6/18/20
ARIES
March 21-April 19: My Aries friend Lavinia told me, “The fight I’m enjoying most lately is my fight to resist the compulsion to fight.”...
Astrology 7/2/2020
ARIES
March 21-April 19: Aries author Marge Piercy writes, “The people I love the best, jump into work head first without dallying in the shallows.”...
Astrology 11/22/18
ARIES
March 21-April 19: In his autobiography On the Move, neurologist Oliver Sacks praised his friend Jerry’s curiosity and knowledge. “Jerry has one of the...
Astrology: 11/17/16
ARIES
March 21-April 19: There is a 97 percent chance that you will NOT engage in the following activities within the next 30 days: naked...
With extra lobster
Two weeks ago, a longtime reader challenged me to create a new sexual neologism. (Quickly for the pedants: You’re right! It is redundant to...
Astrology 8/18/22
ARIES
March 21-April 19: In the coming weeks, I urge you to flee from stale and rigid certainty. Rebel against dogmatic attitudes and arrogant opinions....
ICUMI (In case you missed it)
Cut it out, Disney
Once upon a time, Walt Disney Studios was a dream factory for little kids, producing classic films and cartoons filled with...
Evolution in action on the right coast
Cynthia Nixon may have lost her primary, but she seems to have won her point.
Earlier this year, the Sex and the City actress mounted...
Astrology 9/19/19
ARIES
March 21-April 19: We’re in the equinoctial season. During this pregnant pause, the sun seems to hover directly over the equator; the lengths of...
Astrology 8.27.20
ARIES
March 21-April 19: Aries author Kareem Abdul-Jabbar writes, “Some stuff can be fixed, some stuff can’t be. Deciding which is which is part of...
















