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What? CU was ranked third in Newsweek’s party school rankings...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: These days you have a knack for reclamation and redemption, Aries. If anyone can put fun into what’s dysfunctional, it’s you. You may even be able to infuse neurotic cluelessness with a dose of erotic playfulness. So be confident in your ...

In a complete reversal of their earlier position, City Manager Jane Brautigam and her minions now seem to think that forcing those who would choose to exercise their free speech rights by demonstrating to do so only in city-approved “advocacy zones” with a city-...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Apollo astronaut Russell Schweickart had a vision of loveliness while flying through outer space in his lunar module. “One of the most beautiful sights is a urine dump at sunset,” he testified. He said it resembles a “spray of sparklers,” as ...

Here again is our monthly take on those who have shuffled off this mortal coil...

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CHICK-FIL-A VS. CHENEY AND THE MUPPETS...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: In your personal chart, the planet Uranus symbolizes those special talents you have that are especially useful to other people. Which aspects of your soulful beauty are potentially of greatest service to the world? How can you express your ...

COSTLY PERCEPTIONS...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Acro-Yoga is a relatively new physical discipline. According to a description I read on a flyer in Santa Cruz, it “blends the spiritual wisdom of yoga, the loving kindness of massage and the dynamic power of acrobatics.” I’d love to see you ...

CU SEARCHES FOR CONSERVATIVE COUNTERPOINT...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: During an author tour a few years ago, I was a guest on San Francisco radio station KFOG. For a while, the host interviewed me about my book and astrology column. Then we moved into a less formal mode, bantering about psychic powers, lucid ...