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Dear Dan: My son is 15 going on 16, and he’s been experimenting with masturbation. At the moment, I pretty much just think fine, whatever, he’s a teenager, there’s very little I can do about it. So long as he doesn’t get porn-obsessed and start letting his grades ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Like Bob Dylan in his 1962 song “A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall,” you’ve done a lot of rough and tumble living lately. You’ve “stumbled on the side of 12 misty mountains.” You’ve “stepped in the middle of seven sad forests.” You’ve “been out in...

ARIES March 21-April 19...

State Sen. David Schultheis, R-Colorado Springs, is a real piece of work...

Tiger Woods has apparently joined the ranks of other rich and famous guys who are married but can’t keep their pants zipped...

ARIES March 21-April 19: “You don’t want to be the best of the best,” said Grateful Dead guitarist Jerry Garcia. “You just want to be the only one who does what you do.” That’s always good advice, but it will be especially apt for you during the next few weeks. You...

ARIES March 21-April 19: To add zest to mealtime, you might choose food that has been seasoned with red chile peppers, cumin or other piquant flavors. Some chimpanzees have a similar inclination, which is why they like to snack on red fire ants. Judging from the ...

Dear Dan: I’m a straight 18-year-old girl, and I have been dating my boyfriend for eight months. He recently told me that he wishes we never had sex because he feels like he raped himself by doing it. He has had some bad sexual experiences in the past, but he has ...

Think 4/20 is a waste of money? Try the war on drugs In the wake of another successful 4/20 smoke-out on the University of Colorado Boulder’s campus, some folks are whining about the $50,000 CU spent on law enforcement to ensure the event, which CU unwillingly hosts ...

Support the homeless! (Just not here...

ARIES March 21-April 19: “A man may fulfill the object of his existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a task he cannot achieve,” mused 19th-century author Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Advice that wild could just as well have been dispensed by ...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: On my 15th birthday, I finally figured out that eating dairy products was the cause of my chronic respiratory problems. From that day forward, I avoided foods made from cow’s milk. My health improved. I kept up this regimen for years. But a ...