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Opioids: Where’s the outrage? (Glad you asked)
So where’s the outrage?
The Trump administration is trying to gin up the drug war again, only this time the focus is on “opioids.”
Opiods is...
Short and sweet
Dear Dan: My partner has a hard time dealing with the fact that, before him, I had several casual flings and one-night stands. It...
Astrology: 10/27/16
ARIES
March 21-April 19: I invite you to fantasize about what your four great-grandmothers and four great-grandfathers may have been doing on November 1, 1930....
We’re rooting for you
Dear Dan: I’m almost 30 and I’m a virgin. I’m an overweight, straight-ish guy (I’m attracted to a few men, but those cases are...
ICUMI (In case you missed it)
WRITTEN IN THE STARS
There are lots of reasons why Donald Trump ended up as the leader of the free frickin’ world: a demoralized American...
Bloody business
Dear Dan: I am a 60-year-old heterosexual man, and I am being told that I’m normal. I have been to several urologists, and they...
ICUMI (In case you missed it)
To those about to report, we salute you
You know, we’re thankful for Sean Spicer. Or as we call him, Baby Spice Jr. But...
Astrology 12/20/18
ARIES
March 21-April 19: Consumer Reports says that between 1975 and 2008, the average number of products for sale in a supermarket rose from about...
Back-alley deal
It was summer and it was hot. We sought what respite we could from the sun and also from the occasional passerby in the...
Astrology 5/3/18
ARIES
March 21-April 19: I hate rampant consumerism almost as much as I hate hatred, so I don’t offer the following advice lightly: Buy an...












