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Breaking: Football fans argue about something This week, National Football League (NFL) Commissioner Roger Goodell announced that the league’s owners have decided on a new...

We got a note from Keys, who claims to have written more than 2,000 poems for passersby on the mall using a 1917 typewriter and a sign reading “Poems about anyone or anything.” His customers tell him what they want the poem to be about, and he churns out a piece in ...

Where’s the crypt? Don’t understand Bitcoin? We’ll break it down for you. It’s a cryptocurrency, meaning vast sums of coins that look freakishly like...

King of the hill Humans have long reigned supreme in the Animal Kingdom, often citing the ability to walk on two feet, use opposable thumbs...

I want it now Ever wonder what it would be like to get drunk with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un? Wonder no more. According...

Maybe they figure that with a ring comes less chance of a sting...

SHOTS FIRED So-called internet “personality,” professional gambler and reigning world douchebag champion Dan Blizerian took to Twitter this week to share his deep and meaningful...

Rutgers scores a touchdown Honestly, we never thought that much about Rutgers University. Everybody knows it’s a good school, academically speaking, but aside from that,...

This kinda sounds familiar Amazon has become a compendium of anything anyone could ever want. Well, the shopping experience just got a little bit better: Amazon...

U.S.A. for the win There’s nothing like two-straight weeks of Olympic glory. Especially if you’re American and can’t help but cry at every medal we...

HOW TO ENFORCE BOULDER’S OCCUPANCY LIMITS...

There are 12 countries happier than us. In the latest trivial-Buzzfeed-like-listicle-that-is-arbitrary-and-doesn’t-really-mean-anything news, Denmark has been deemed the happiest country in the world by the...