Astrology

ARIES March 21-April 19: “Creative people are at greater risk,” said psychiatrist R. D. Laing, “just as one who climbs a mountain is more at...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Aries filmmaker Andrei Tarkovsky wrote, “To be free, you simply have to be so, without asking permission. You must have your...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19...

ARIES March 21-April 19: “The only way to the truth is through blasphemy,” declared Aries author Flannery O’Connor. I appreciate the cheeky sentiment, but I...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Aries author Marge Piercy writes, “I love people who harness themselves, an ox to a heavy cart, who pull like water...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19...

ARIES March 21-April 19: The coming months will be a favorable time to boost your skills as a cagey warrior. I don’t mean you should...

boulderweekly.com/astrology ARIES March 21-April 19: Hip-hop music definitely needs to include more tuba playing. I think that’s what’s missing from it. Likewise, the sport of skateboarding would benefit from having more dogs and monkeys that can master its ...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: I have coined a new word just for your horoscope this week. It’s “zex,” short for “zen sex.” Zex is a kind of sex in which your mind is at rest, empty of all thoughts. You breathe slowly and calmly, move slowly and calmly, grunt and moan ...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Back in the 1920s, the governor of Texas was determined to forbid the teaching of foreign languages in public schools. To bolster her case, she called on the Bible. “If English was good enough for Jesus Christ,” she said, “it’s good enough ...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Maybe you’ve seen that meme circulating on the Internet: “My desire to be well-informed is at odds with my desire to remain sane.” If you feel that way now — and I suspect you might soon if you don’t already — you have cosmic permission, at ...