Astrology

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: “I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on,” says satirical news commentator Jon Stewart. That’s a healthy attitude. To do his work, he needs a never-ending supply of stories about people doing crazy, corrupt, ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: In the fictional world of the wizard Harry Potter, muggles are people who have no magical powers. Because of their deficiency, certain sights may be literally invisible to them, and certain places inaccessible. I’m going to boldly predict ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: I dreamed you were in a cake store. Every delicious kind of cake you could imagine was there: carrot cake, strawberry cheesecake, gooey butter cake, rich chocolate cake with four layers of cherries and whipped cream, birthday cakes that ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Genius inventor Thomas Edison rebelled against sleep, which he regarded as wasteful. He tried to limit his time in bed to...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Are you between jobs? Between romantic partners? Between secure foundations and clear mandates and reasons to get up each morning? Probably at least one of the above. Foggy whirlwinds may be your intimate companions. Being up-in-the-air could...

ARIES March 21-April 19: Truth decay is in its early stages. If you take action soon, you can prevent a full-scale decomposition. But be forewarned:...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Actor Casey Affleck appreciates the nurturing power of his loved ones. “My family would be supportive,” he says, “if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.” I’d like to see you ...

ARIES March 21-April 19: The Greek word philokalia is translated as the “love of the beautiful, the exalted, the excellent.” I propose that we make...

ARIES March 21-April 19: If you chose me as your relationship guide, I’d counsel you and your closest ally to be generous with each other;...

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ARIES March 21-April 19: If it’s at all possible, Aries, don’t hang around boring people this week. Seek out the company of adventurers who keep you guessing and unruly talkers who incite your imagination and mystery-lovers who are always on the lookout for new...

ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: The data that’s stored and disseminated on the Internet is unimaginably voluminous. And yet the 540 billion trillion electrons that carry all this information weigh about the same as a strawberry. I’d like to use this fun fact as a metaphor ...