Publisher Stewart Sallo
Associate Publisher Ira Leibtag, Rick Fox, Annette Gorence, Mary Elizabeth Michaels
Editorial
Editor Joel Dyer, Pamela White, Wayne Laugesen, Joe Miller, Richard Fleming, Greg Campbell, Joel Dyer, Alan Farb, Leland Rucker
Senior Editor Kathy Kaiser
Managing Editor Jefferson Dodge, Dana Logan, Grace Hood, Vince Darcangelo, Sara A. Krumwiede, Amy H. Taylor, Joel Warner
Associate Managing Editor Oakland Childers
News Editor Nick Rosen, Tricia Brick, Ryan Morgan
Senior Writer Ben Corbett
Associate Editor Elizabeth Miller, Thomas Delapa, Charley Cropley, Scott Weiser, Tucker Teutsch III, Margo Preston, Joshua Green, Kathe A. Conti
Arts and Entertainment Editor David Accomazzo, Dale Bridges, Pete Miller, Dave Flomberg, Betsy Abbott, Dave Serchuk, Jay Hauser, Jeff Stratton, Teresa Younger
Cuisine and Calendar Editor Erica Grossman
Online Editor Josh Gross, Steve Weishampel, Quibian Salazar-Moreno, Ryan Casey
Special Editions Editor Katherine Creel
Special Editions Editor/Marketing Assistant Marissa Hermanson
Listings Editor Orya Hyde-Keller, Laura Coleman, Terrence C. Miltner
Calendar Editor Leroy Statz
Copy Editor Robin Troy, Jethro McClellan
Staff Writer Daniel Boniface, Tyler Wilcox,
Contributing Writers Dave Anderson, Michael Krumholtz, Dylan Owens, Christine Vazquez, Dan Savage, Ruth Tobias, Jim Lillie, Julian Bourke, Jessie Lucier, Tate Zandstra, Chris Parker, Theo Romeo, P.J. Nutting, Krystal Baugher, Brian Palmer, Peter Alexander, Ana Arias, Tom Winter, Marisa Aragón Ware, April Charmaine, Charmaine Ortega-Getz, Margaret Grondorf, Adam Trask, Danette Randall, Christian Arcand, Dan Hinkel, Adam Perry, Elliott Johnston, Dylan Otto Krider, Michael de Yoanna, Dave Kirby, Andy Stonehouse, Isaac Woods Stokes, James Dziezynski, Christina Eisert, Gene Ira Katz, Paul Danish, David Miller, Laurel Miller, Molly Pindell, Gigi Ragland, Lynne Elmo, Clay Fong, John Freeman, R.S. Milanski, Doug Baughman, Alan Sculley, Todd Michael Shaffer, Anne Vickman, John Freeman, Rob Brezny, Jessica Hersh, Robert Sheely, Gary Zeidner, John Peabody, Cat Altman, Kristie Betts, Kurt Brighton, Martin Demian Belcher, Chris Callaway, Aaron Johnson, Bryan Mahler, Jindati Doelter, Meagan Boltwood, Jean Harrison, Jim Hightower, Owen Perkins, Allen Best, Jeremy Breningstall, Rob Coppolillo, Stephanie Nicholson, John Dicker, Lauren Hammer, Ryan Thompson, Sibine Kortals, Rob Smoke, Rolf Hauge, Hans Bjordahl, Daniel Burton-Rose, Alisa Hall, Patrick Crawford, Don Knapp, A. Lin Newman, Rhonda Reeves, Gregg Eisenberg, Claudia Hibbert-BeDan, Robert Perkinson, Jessica Peterson, Chris Bell, Wil Annett, Matt Groening, Elizabeth Mundwiller, Wendy Underhill, Richard Camp, Janine Gastineau, Cornelia Read, Eric L. Reiner, Wendy DuBow, Carla Price, Louis A. Landa, Michael Vernier, Darrin Straff, Brian Andreja, Steve Boland, Lisa Finnegan, Lisa Metzger, Kristin Swenson, Erin Collins, Bob Donchez, Chari Greenberg, Stephen Hlawaty, Dave Metzler, Brian Metzler, Brenda J. Robinson, Francelia Sevin, Laura Caruso, Lori Martin, Steve Pomerance, Jennifer Thomas, Liz Torke, Chris Wolf, Tom deMers, Emily Esterson, Ed Hyatt, Jennifer A. Lane, Danielle Turner, Dennis Bloomquist, Doug Claussen, Chip Denny, Louise Morrison Miller, Sylvia Pettem, Steven Schwanker, Jennifer Woodhall, Rob Fair, Ryan Hurtig, Maura Cleary, Jean Dobbs, Karon Schwartz Ellis, Matthew Hawkins, Joyce Benson, Jim Ringel, Christine Storkan, Park Teter, Chris Pawling, Ari Armstrong, Conan Bliss, Andy Stonehouse, Lisa Weaver, Chris Chieffo, Saby Reyes-Kulkarni, Michael Kirk, Alyson B. Stanfield, Christopher John Treacy, Alan Sculley, Todd Michael Shaffer, Anne Vickman, John Freeman
Editorial Assisitant Christina Eisert, Ron Bain, Chris Clark, John Dicker
Editorial Intern Mallane Dressel, Nadia Mishkin, Danielle Meltz, Caitlin Rockett, Lexi Schwartz, Ali Tadayon, Zak Weinberg, Patrick Fort, Ainslee Mac Naughton, Camilla Sterne, Joseph Wirth, Cayte Bosler, Abigail Faires, Stephanie Riesco, Alyssa Hurst, Hayley Proctor, Adelina Shee, Michael Callahan, Travis Mannon, Sebastian Murdock, Don Tartaglione, Amanda Moutinho, Hadley Vandiver, Blair Madole, Christie Sounart, Sara Kassabian, Mindy Rappoport, Sarah Simmons, Chelsea Long, Kaely Moore, Mitchell Byars, Lauren Duncan, Eli Boonin-Vail, Morgan Warren, Julie Christiansen, Jesper Frant, Caroline Palmer, Ryan Farrell, Nathan Earixon, Summer Moore, Aaron Rogers, Eve Emley, Kevin Yeoman, Nathan Zirk, Meredith MacKenzie, Melisa McTague, Gina Nigrelli, Bess Van Renen, Ann Lacocki, Vivian Hancock, Pete Halpin, Karlin Bruegel, Shannon Little, Jenni Tierney, Charlie Boas, Shawn Nanavati, Andrew Lofthous, Danyell Miller, Candice Wyse, Amanda Beard, Becky Page, Kathy Valentin, Elana Shevach, Wes Moses, Aaron Brown, Jamie Levine, Catherine Ramsey, Danielle Murphy
Production Production Manager Dave Kirby
Art Director Sue France, Jennifer A. Kauffman
Associate Art Director Melissa Levad, Matt Espeseth Kassel
Graphic Designer Mark Goodman, Kritine Ridley
Designer Kim Harris, Brock Munson, Heather Merrill, Mary Hanrahan, Brian Slevin, Wayne Jackson, William Culpepper, Danny Ricketts, Shane Simmons, Roxanne Rackner, Mike Greenwald, Rob Willingham, Bryan Caspary, Patrick Sandoval, Nicole DeMarrais, Val Prince, Jeff C. Bee, Wil Hathaway, Pat Casey, Oscar Mackey, Mike Jerry, Brian Gritzmaker, Carrie Haut, Geoff Thomas
Photographer Scott Murrish
Illustrator Joe Martines, Darren Zrubeck, Brenda Lee Vang
Contributing Photographer Jason Nitschke, Don Murray, Nick Olney, James Keivom, Jonathon Castner, Jenny Sparks
Photo Intern Megen MacKenzie, Sarah Overbeck, Liz Thomas, Oliver Luneau, Scott Murrish, Jim Wills, Derek Greene
Production Intern Alex Paul Martineau, Erin Robertie, Barbara Platts, Danielle Kowalski,
Administrative Director of Operations Brad Stanton, Lon Alan Moskowitz
Director of Operations/Controller Benecia Beyer
Financial Adviser Paul Gibb
Accounting Manager Janice Haines
Accounting Beverly Napier, Melanie Dougherty, Stephanie Goodman, Dixie von Behren
Accounting Assistant Brooke Takala, Cathy DeVere
Accounting Intern Jessica McDonald-Top
Operations Manager Judy Herreid
Office Manager Andrea Neville, Jamie Peterson, Francie Swidler, Dave Hamlin, Yemaya Thayer, Robin Krueger, Shey Behbahani, Casey Modrzewski, Kaitlyn Curtin, Amy Young, Josie Dembiczak, Justin Klenk, Ziola Saputo, Marcia DeMarco, Nadya Waziri, Loren Drummond, Brad Weismann, Paul Donahue, Kelly McPhail
Office Assistant Kristen Herchert
Circulation Manager Cal Winn, Richard Carey, Fred Abrams, Louisa Jenkins, Myles Hyken, Victoria Zhang, Shelley Meier, Douglas Sealfon, Mark Fearer
Distribution Manager Keith Orell
Special Events Coordinator Zoë Chance, Dave Donatiu
Connections Coordinator Julie Hudetz, Suzanne Venino, Anita Halcyon
Sales and Distribution Assistant Laura Vinson, David Barron
Publisher’s Assistant David Kassel
Sales and Marketing Advertising Director Jeff Cole, Dave Grimsland, Charlotte Klasson, Shavonne Blades, Jason Phillips, Jeff Skoke, Carolyn Kovash, Donald W. DeMott
Marketing Manager Stephanie Milliman
Retail Advertising Manager Kellie Robinson
Senior Account Executive Susan Coburn, Amanda Brown, Judith Condon, Kurt Schaefer, Bonnie Chaim, John Cuccaro, Karlin Franklund, Ross Shell
Senior Advertising Representative Allen Carmichael
Advertising Manager Sara Megibow, Kellie Robinson
Account Executive Julian Burke, Chelsea Mack, Brooke Sunness, Amaru Ward, Jim Williams, Basil Dannebohm, Amber Hayes, Andrea Craven, Dave Hasson, Mike Culter, Sammi Orlando, Joe Miller, Crissy Gabriel, Cynthia Davis, Zachary Watson, John Smith, Emily Weissleder, Christine R. Billick, Rich Blitz, Linda Wigod, Ed Graef, Cindi Porter, Russ Earle, Brian Sides, Louisa Jenkins, Don Canfield, Jay Eick, Michael Romero, Sean Atwood, Kim Fredkin, Kristen Seldon, Russell Klyce, Michelle Slaughter, Carrie Palmer, Karen Schwartz, Lisa Klemanski, Clark Coffey, Robin Peltier, Terée Murphree, Tim O’Grady, Debbie Rech, Keith Harper, Marsha Neale, Keith Kratochvil, Anne Wester, Justin Pearce, Amy Propen, Shawn Tromiczak, Laura Posner, James Brown, Sri Devi Padmore, Kerri Shea, Laurie Rae Clinard, Steven Pastori, Norma Veach, Lisa Welden, Scott Cherek, Anne McConnell, Gale Warren, David Rogers, Hardy Kalisher, Justin Mead, Wade Gardner, Shana Scroggie, Pamela E. Kraver, Jennifer Norris, Stephanie Barber, John Starcevich, Amy W. Beatie, Marsi Schmit, Erik S. Nilson, Kimberly Grant, Leslie Irwin Robinson
Advertising Assistant Joshua Bickens, Andrea Rose, Ziola Saputo, Kate Schroeder, Shelby Van Voris, Alicia Wright, Simone Dyer, Denise Schoengold, Lyn Garrison
Advertising Coordinator Jeff Williams, Penny Alles
Marketing Coordinator Allison Barrett, Jim Hawser, Matthew Buker
Digital Portfolio Sales Manager Kirk Koskey
Inside Sales Manager Daniel Lessner, Jason Wing, Jay Jacoby, Aiko Knapp
Inside Sales Account Representative Jeremy Nuefeld
Inside Sales Account Executive Luke Franklin
Classified Advertising Manager Tara Poduska, Megan Whelan, Jason A. Weisel, Malisa Denke, John Smith, Jeff Mitchell, Peter Fotopoulos, Roberta Reinfeld, Sharon Fried, Albert Samano, Shawn Cardinal
Senior Classified Advertising Representative Lucy Gilroy, Stephen Hatch, Michelle Thibodeaux
Classified Advertising Representative Andy Hogle, Raedeen Heupel, Katy Goslee, John Cisneros, Kimberly Herbert
Classified Account Executive Victor Sicard, Chris Clark, Stephanie Gallo, Brian Sachs, Jocelyn Martinez, David Savarese, David Werner, Julie Kolzet, Lily Wong, Jeannette Ault, Emily Mason, Jodi Shencup, Jenna D’Anna, Jeff Frascona
Marketing Intern Dana Guber
Heiresses 4-Year-Old through 16-Year-Old, Columnist, Heiress, Assistant to the Publisher, Marketing Manager Julia Lynn Sallo
New Baby Girl through 14-Year-Old Mia Rose Sallo
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