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Longmont Humane Society 9595 Nelson Road, Longmont, longmonthumane.org Critter Classifieds is a column where you can meet four-legged friends who need your love and support. Boulder...

Dear Dan: I’m a transgender woman married to a cis woman. Is cuckolding strictly a male-being-humiliated-by-his-woman-partner thing? Or does it apply to all couples? —Cuckolding...

Tough talk? We don’t think so OK, Donald, try to follow along here. Tough talk on immigration would be you saying something along the lines...

ARIES March 21-April 19: I predict that August will be a Golden Age for you. That’s mostly very good. Golden opportunities will arise, and you’ll...

Stop Whining We’ve all been there. Sitting in a long line of stopped cars as other, seemingly jerk drivers wiz by in the right lane....

It’s a stoner’s dream. Send out for pizza and then send out for pot. It could be a dream come true in some Colorado...

ARIES March 21-April 19: “Dear Mr. Astrologer: Like the god Prometheus, I stole fire from the gods and gave it to people who sometimes make awful use of it. As punishment, the gods chained me to a rock on the beach, and arranged for an eagle to come daily to eat my ...

A few weeks ago, just as the first leaves were starting to change, I got an invitation to the backyard of an Airbnb for a...

ARIES March 21-April 19: I don’t understand why the astronomers responsible for naming new-found objects are so devoid of flair. Here’s a prime example: They found a blazar, or blazing quasi-stellar object, in a faraway galaxy. It’s powered by a supermassive black ...

Dear Dan: I’m a 33-year-old woman from Melbourne, Australia, dating a 24-year-old man. We’ve been dating for about eight months; it is exclusive and...

Dear Dan: I can orgasm without stimulating my clitoris — but only through anal sex. What gives...

ARIES March 21-April 19: The 16th-century English writer John Heywood was a prolific creator of epigrams. I know of at least 20 of his proverbs that are still invoked, including “haste makes waste,” “out of sight, out of mind,” “look before you leap,” “beggars ...