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There are 12 countries happier than us. In the latest trivial-Buzzfeed-like-listicle-that-is-arbitrary-and-doesn’t-really-mean-anything news, Denmark has been deemed the happiest country in the world by the...

We blame Lance Armstrong If Lance Armstrong taught us anything, it’s that people love to put things on their wrist to show that they’re healthy....

Sometimes everybody is right This is one of those times. U.S. Sen. Cory Gardner (R-Colorado) managed to piss off North Korean leader Kim Jong-un by...

From the “what the hell is wrong with these people” file “Their mission is to honor and empower wounded warriors, but what the public doesn’t...

OUR TAKE ON THE FIRST DEMOCRATIC DEBATE...

How about that Colorado Democratic Party, they’re a lot like their candidate of choice So what exactly has this election season taught us about the...

“Fracking is crappy” The day, or more precisely days, are upon us. The days of political conventions affirming the candidacy of perhaps two of...

Crisco stock plunges OK, admit it, we are all thinking the same thing. Isn’t it perfect — or just wrong — that the man suspected of squeezing into a porta-potty to peep on women at a local yoga festival is named Chrisco? Our first thought was that he needed some of...

To vote or not to vote, that is the question... Many Americans are feeling faced with what they consider an impossible choice: Who to vote...

Bureaucracy beater award This one is for real. BW hereby awards Evan Ravitz with its first annual Bureaucracy Beater Award. To understand why, just look...

CITY UNLEASHES NEW “RIGHT-TUBING” PLAN FOR BOULDER COMMUTERS...

Hey, we’ve got to give a shout out to a big event being held in honor of one of our favorite causes, the anti-fracking faction...