Astrology
Astrology | Week of Nov. 4, 2010
ARIES March 21-April 19: In Marcel Proust’s novel In Search of Lost Time, one of the characters makes a vulgar observation about the odd attractions that sometimes come over us human beings: “Anyone who falls in love with a dog’s behind will mistake it for a rose...
Astrology | Week of Oct. 21, 2010
ARIES March 21-April 19: “There’s one ultimate goal during sex,” says Cosmopolitan magazine, a renowned source of erotic guidance for women. That is “to be as sensually stimulated as possible.” I don’t quite agree with that assessment. Having emotionally pleasing fun...
Astrology | Week of Oct. 14, 2010
ARIES March 21-April 19: Until recently, no cricket had ever been observed pollinating a flower. All the evidence showed, in fact, that crickets don’t help flowers — they devour them. Then one night last January on the island of Reunion in the Indian Ocean, ...
Astrology | Week of Oct. 7, 2010
ARIES March 21-April 19: Much of the reader mail I receive is friendly. But now and then I’ll get a message like this: “I’ve followed your horoscopes with pleasure for years. But I must say, you’ve really lost it lately. I can’t stand the garbage you’ve been slinging...
Astrology | Week of Sept. 30, 2010
ARIES March 21-April 19: Nine-year-old Fatima Santos told the San Francisco Chronicle her opinions about the movie Toy Story: “If I had to make a movie like this, I would make it funnier. I would make Mr. Potato Head look funnier than he already does. I would put ...
Astrology | Week of Sept. 23, 2010
ARIES March 21-April 19: Rightwing talk show host Rush Limbaugh is a person whose ideas and attitudes repel me. But in the dream I had last night, I enjoyed hanging out with him. He was affable and humorous. We had several fun adventures together. Here’s how I ...
Astrology | Week of Sept. 2, 2010
ARIES March 21-April 19: In an old comedy sketch called “One Leg Too Few,” a onelegged man comes in to a casting agent’s office to audition for the part of Tarzan in an upcoming show. The agent is as diplomatic as he can be given the fact that the role would best ...
Astrology | Week of Aug. 26, 2010
boulderweekly.com/astrology ARIES March 21-April 19: Why should you work harder than everyone else? Why is it up to you to pick up the slack when others are suffering from outbreaks of laziness and incompetence? And why should you be the fearless leader who is ...
