Astrology
Astrology | Week of Oct. 13, 2011
ARIES March 21-April 19: If it’s at all possible, Aries, don’t hang around boring people this week. Seek out the company of adventurers who keep you guessing and unruly talkers who incite your imagination and mystery-lovers who are always on the lookout for new...
Astrology | Week of May 19, 2011
ARIES March 21-April 19: Today I received this email: “Dear Chosen One: My name is Boopsky, also known as ‘The Impossible.’ I rule a small kingdom that exists in a secret place — an island with abundant riches and rhinoceros playgrounds. To make a long story short, ...
Astrology | Week of April 05, 2012
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Please study this testimony: “Born in a rancid, batin-fested cave at the base of the smoldering Sangay Volcano, I was raised by the half-bear demon princess Arcastia. At the age of 4 my training as a ninja shaman began when I was left naked ...
Astrology | Week of April 11, 2013
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: German theologian Martin Luther (1483-1546) was a central figure in the rebellion against the Catholic Church that led to the Protestant Reformation. You’ll never guess where he was when he was struck by the epiphany that became the core ...
Astrology | Week of Nov. 11, 2010
ARIES March 21-April 19: Where I live, 35 percent of all high school students confess (or brag) that they have engaged in binge drinking, which is defined as imbibing five or more alcoholic drinks in a two-hour period. According to my reading of the omens, your ...
