Astrology
Astrology | Week of June 20, 2013
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Maybe you’ve seen that meme circulating on the Internet: “My desire to be well-informed is at odds with my desire to remain sane.” If you feel that way now — and I suspect you might soon if you don’t already — you have cosmic permission, at ...
Astrology | Week of April 18, 2013
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: The writer Oliver Burkeman has some advice that would be helpful for you Aries folks to hear right now: “When you assume your current preferences won’t alter, you’ll make bad decisions: embarking on a career or marriage, say, not with a view ...
Astrology | Week of January 3, 2013
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: In 2013, I pledge to conspire with you to increase your mastery of the art of friendship. Together we will concentrate on making you an even stronger ally than you already are. We will upgrade your skill at expressing your feelings with open-...
Astrology | Week of March 28, 2013
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: I was too lazy to write your horoscope this week, so I went to a website that hawks bumper stickers and copied a few of their slogans to use as your “advice.” Here you go. 1. Never follow a rule off a cliff. 2. Have the courage to honor your ...
Astrology | Week of April 7, 2011
ARIES March 21-April 19: When he was 3 years old, actor Charlie Sheen got a hernia from yelling too much and too loudly. I definitely don’t encourage you to be like that. However, I do think it’s an excellent time to tune in to the extravagant emotions that first ...
Astrology | Week of July 5, 2012
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Members of the Nevada Republican Party have concocted a bizarre version of family values. A large majority of them are opposed to gay marriage and yet are all in favor of legal brothels. Their wacky approach to morality is as weird as that of...
Astrology | Week of July 19, 2012
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19: Acro-Yoga is a relatively new physical discipline. According to a description I read on a flyer in Santa Cruz, it “blends the spiritual wisdom of yoga, the loving kindness of massage and the dynamic power of acrobatics.” I’d love to see you ...
